October 2010
Time to sleep.
I have no desire to do anything anymore. I come home and sleep until seven. I go in my room to do my homework but I end up sitting there until I decide to sleep again. Talking to people isn’t fun. I can’t concentrate long enough to do homework. I’m too short tempered to sit and talk to my parents. I’m too tired to finish or start anything or think or do work or watch tv or...
I've been telling myself I would start my homework...
Instead, I’ve been playing pokemon. I was really going to start at nine but then I caught a magikarp and I’m trying to evolve it. Now it’s personal.
I think the Black Eyed Peas said it best,
When they said, “Where is the love?”
PAH!AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. No, but really, where is the love man?
But more importantly, where is it not?
Just remember, WWFD.
(What would Fergie do)
I hate you BEP. Ihatechu.
chasingjamie:
iamespeon:
I feel under appreciated.
I feel like everyone is under appreciated.
I feel like just rolling around on my lawn.
I love you, Emma.
I love you too Emma. All da bitches say yeah, man.
p.s caaaats.
“All the bitches say yeah!”
– Emma’s mom
I feel overwhelmed as usual
And I really can’t do this homework right now. I want to cry. I broke my friend’s ds somehow. I just spent an hour trying to repair it. I have to do this homework, my grade depends on it. I feel like such a failure. I get anxiety just thinking about having to go through with Monday. I need to do this homework but I think I’ll just take a hot shower first to calm my nerves. I need...
“They make fireproof kids costumes. I’m glad because halloween when I was a...”
– Gary.
I feel like if I dressed as Daria for halloween it would make more sense. It just feels right, you know? But I love Shadow Cat. But also, the costume wouldn’t be very good. But I love her. Another option is to be Ramona like I plan to be for comicon. That would be cool because I would technically be Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Not really, but just let me have this one thing okay?
I miss Emma and Rachel.
Now, to go watch House of Wax and Dead Silence.
Or maybe just cartoons.
I’m a wimp.
sdfghjklwertuiosdfghjfghj. GAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAH.
Jamie and I wrote most of a song today. Yes. Yes we did.
Observations on my best friend.
Sticking my tongue out?
Peace signs ftw?
Then I am eighth grade Emma.
Thanks Victur, I think those old pictures made my day.
Almost as good as Jamie’s crotch to ass incident yesterday.
You just had to bring that up again.
Yes, yes I did.
eclekticisms asked: alison whittington :3
if you ever need someone to talk to i am always around. you can text or call me or facebook IM or skype or message my tumblr or msn idk i pretty much have it all. i know it's nice to always have a metaphorical shoulder or a voice so JUST FYI I AM HERE <3
if you ever need someone to talk to i am always around. you can text or call me or facebook IM or skype or message my tumblr or msn idk i pretty much have it all. i know it's nice to always have a metaphorical shoulder or a voice so JUST FYI I AM HERE <3
cosmolatry asked: Dear Alison,
You can always talk to me always always always.
After all, we are in a paradox together!
Love, Emma.
You can always talk to me always always always.
After all, we are in a paradox together!
Love, Emma.
If I wasn’t here, my parents wouldn’t be arguing. If I wasn’t here problems would be solved. I’m sitting alone in the dark listening to my mom yelling at my dad for things I didn’t do. I wish I could have a rebuttle. I’m too tired to do what I need to. I’m too worn out to finish my work. I’m too selfish to care about anyone but myself. I can’t...
Hi man.
Jamie is dumb and I hate him. But atleast I will always have the memory of him bumping his crotch into a guys butt. The legacy will live on.
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"You're really tall."
Shit happens.
I was listening to my Scott Pilgrim soundtrack...
And you know, it is pretty great. I wish I was Ramona. And before this gets anymore pathetic, here are the reasons why:
If I were Ramona, Beck would sing a song about me.
I would secretly be Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
I would’ve had a lesbian phase with the girl who voiced Katara.
I would be in a comic book series.
Micheal Cera.
Someone would finally be in lesbians with me.
I would be...
Let us reflect,
Upon all the great gay moments Jamie has entertained me with recently.
One: During the pep rally, he joyfully sang that one Miley Cyrus song while clapping his hands in the air.
Two: Now, this, this is the reason I am making this post on the first place. I just need this story to be here so I can laugh at it all the time.
As Emma and I were recalling the previous story today at lunch, we...
So, I feel like I am annoyed by the human race, just everything, everyone, all day, all the time.
I was having a good day. Just an overall above average day for me, an average day is not too good to begin with, so I was happy today is what I’m trying to say.
This girl on my bus won a free laptop because one of her teachers entered her in some sort of competition for math and science....
West Virginia, it’s just a sad place. I have to go there to a wedding for a cousin I hardly know, and pretend I know family members I don’t ever remember meeting. All while standing by observing my poor grandmother trying to do simple tasks with difficulty. I get car sick and was nauseated the whole way there and back. I’m not very close with my grandmother. I visited my...
Wow. This Pandora playlist I made for Metric is the shit.
SO GOOD, MAN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W4nxksPX2E →
You know, this is the guy who told me, “If people bother you about not having a boyfriend, tell them you do. It’s your guitar. And it always says what you wanna hear.”
He taught me how to play Blackbird.
“You’re missing this. This is a historic moment, and it’s half of you.”
“I’m googling cats right now, mom.”
One day, I’ll be one of Emma’s tumblr crushes.
That is my goal.
To be a tumblr crush.
Why am I posting today?
I never post.
I post, I post.
Yeah, well bye.
Paradoxforeveragnomeover9000manwhateva ect, ect.
Facebook makes me want to shoot people.
Can I? Can I just shoot people?
I really need to stop laughing at myself when I post.
I can’t help it, I’m too funny!
HAHAha. I’m going to go look up what other things cats can look like.
Sometimes,
Cats look like Hitler.
Just get over it okay?
I’m tired of everyone feeling sad all the time. Or maybe I just feel like they are because I am. But I’m also tired of feeling sad all the time.
I feel like people lie to me when I ask them to be honest. So what if I get offended? Who cares anyways?
No, one. The answer is no one.
I think people should complain about me just like I complain about everything else.
I’m...
One fourth done with my essay.
Then I will call Jamie to interview him for a paper I’m writing for journalism. Then I’ll try and call Emma to interview her. Or maybe I’ll just three way them both at the same time and we can have phone sex I will kill two birds with one stone.
Yep.
HAHA.
Things I say make me laugh out loud.
Oh, this essay.
I don’t know how to feel about people today.
I was Emma for alter-ego day today.
So basically, I went around telling everyone I was Emma, I made accomplishment face, I said I liked cats. Done.
Tomorrow is retro day.
I’m going to wear my Blues Traveler t-shirt and a tiedye sweatshirt I took from Gary.
(He won’t be here tomorrow so he can’t take it back hah!)
...
Me versus my sixth grade me:
A comparison.
Sixth grade me:
Annoying, obsessed with myself, my best friend was practically a lesbian.
Today:
Everything is the same. Right down to the lesbian best friend (that means you, Jamie). The only difference? Now I get to listen to owlversations before bed. Sweet sweet owlversations.
My head hurts. Still dizzy.
chasingjamie asked: I love you<3
I feel like complete shit. No, really. I do. I can’t think of one moment today where I wanted to say more than one sentence to someone. It hurts to pretend. It has been three days now. I’m no rebel. I just forgot. I have felt like shit all weekend. Today was the worst. I ate my first and last meal at five pm. I had to spend the entire day wondering if I was going to make it through the...
Late night owlversations. One day I’m going to name my band that.
“Hi I’m an owl” “whoa man, me too!” “Let us hoot together all night!” “Okay!” owl conversations In other news, I just found a Rage Against the Machine cover of Maggie’s Farm on my iPod that I didn’t know I had. Cool cool, man.
There are two owls hooting outside my window. They are having little owl conversations. What do owls talk about anyways? In other news, I think I’m making myself sick.
Whenever I feel like I hate myself, I think of my old best friend.
Things he used to say to me still stick in my head.
I would say everything to him and all I would get is a bullshit answer.
Once I was having a good day, he asked me why I was never this fun when we went out.
Once I told him why I felt so bad that day, he told me I needed a boyfriend.
What kind of person says that?
Thinking...
Everyone should just shut up.
No one’s really talking right now, I’m just going crazy.
I’m tired.
I want to play Colosseum.
Can I stay awake?
I’m up for the challenge.
Thank god I didn’t go to the Hylton game tonight.
I can’t handle too much activity.
I’m an old lady.
Story time.
Today my mom picked me up from school so we could get cake supplies.
We went to the new Harris Teeter that just opened by OP.
There was a guy making balloon animals there.
I asked him if he could make pikachu.
He said he didn’t know what pikachu looked like.
I asked him to make a giraffe.
He said giraffes were boring.
I asked him to make an octopus.
He made me an octopus.
I walked...
Imperial distractions: France and the Turks
More like “imperial distractions: tumblr” HAHAHAHA man I’m funny.
Why do I still have nine pages of this to read! Come on man gimme a break!
Sometimes I wish I could just be a cat and sleep all day. Just kidding. I wish that all the time of everyday. Or a dog. Really just anything. Can I be a person in a painting?
What am I talking about? Finish reading. Okay, fine.
Dear koji, send me my fucking album already! I’m dyin over here man! In other news, I’m avoiding my euro homework/dying/ being forever alonegnomeconeemmastoneravensymonephoneloanzonemoangroanbonedronechromehomeknownproneownthronetonesloanpone. But mostly a gnome/ Emma Stone.
Question:
felixxxfelicis:
aliwhit:
Who is getting a better birthday present from me.
Rachel?
Or Jamie?
Stay tuned for the answer in next weeks episode!
I vote Rachel! :D
You are correct!
Question:
Who is getting a better birthday present from me.
Rachel?
Or Jamie?
Stay tuned for the answer in next weeks episode!
EVERYONE WHO'S COMING TO DINNER TONIGHT
chasingjamie:
where do you want to go.
Because I have three for Ruby Tuesday
And Rachel for Red Lobster
So. Yeah.
Ruby Tuesday man!
I just want to talk about X-Men all day.
Mhm, halloween’s gon’ be tighhht ya’ll.
HAHA. No. But it really will be awesome.
