- Those who marry, cheat
- Those who cheat, lie
- Those who lie, have problems
- Those who have problems, do drugs
- Those who do drugs, recover
- Those who recover, turn into lesbians and date Rumur Willis
Oh, and also, she is a good kisser apparently? Who knew.
But in all seriousness, Adrianna is so lame now, Dixon is so boring that he doesnt deserve the 20 minutes of screen time he gets, and Annie clearly has the most interesting plot but she gets significantly less screen time than a guy who goes to a bar to watch basketball with his mom for an episode. What the fuck. But I dont care I really love 90210. And no, I will not stop talking about it every tuesday night.
I dont have an S.O.S because the only song I have in mind is by a certain guy who goes by a certain animal combined with a certain type of place my friend is obsessed with and i couldnt let that happen. If you found that confusing it’s okay, because so did I.