What if I just started writing in spanish all the time?
Yo creo que yo confundí muchas personas.
Yo voy a escribir en español un poco.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Hey everyone, I can write in another language!
May 2011
Oh god. I can’t even read this Escalofríos book.
Yo no quiero leer el libro porque es muy dificíl y yo lo odia.
¡Por qué me!
April 2011
You have your license to kill? Swag. That means we need to hang out. Swag. And Ill be excited.
Yeah I have my license to kill AND my weapon of choice.
Am I going to see you tomorrow? Swag.
OMG yeah at Moes right? I can actually go because I have my license! but I have a tennis match at Hilton so it could be a while until I get there. Tennis swag comes before burrito swag
hey, pink. i don't like. yo, dumb. pink.
-a person who isn't a fan of pink's music
That was actually a direct quote from me! hehehhohohohahahahhaa
RaIsE YoUr GlAsS
hey punk. i don't like you. dumb. punk.
CYBER BULLYING! POLICE POLICE!!!
Also, “hey punk”? What are you resolving to a life of crime after stealing a balloon on free balloon day or something?
MUFF SAID? ... MUFF LYFE. Alison, youre so swag. I looked up swag on Gizzoogle. And it asked.. "Did you mean aliwhit.tumblr.com?"
Sometimes I debate whether to respond to these because I like to just keep them here and read them when I’m down but they are just too swagtastic for the world not to see.
I forgot to mention that baking for that many hours was an awesome calves workout.
I can’t even walk now and it’s great!
But in reality, I just really tired.
Thank god my easy classes are tomorrow.
Also, I accidentally left my Darth Vader lunch box at the tennis courts today BUT luckily I ate all the treats that Emma left in there for me. And it’ll be there tomorrow.
Sleepy sleep time for me!
Just spent three and a half hour making four batches of four different kinds of muffins.
My mom helped. The ones I made don’t taste as good.
Anyways, I am bringing them to school tomorrow for my presentation.
‘Muff said.
Youre life = swagswagswag.
So they say money doesn’t buy you happiness. In some cases I’m sure it’s true, but considering I spend most of my time alone, that if I had a lot of money I would be happy.
If you have friends that you’re with all the time I’m sure there are ways to have fun without money, just enjoying each other’s company, but probably unlikely.
Anyways, I just find myself wanting things I can’t afford all the time and it’s turning me into someone very manipulative in order to get those things without much effort on my part.
I want money to buy things myself. I don’t want other people to spend money on me and buy me expensive clothes and basically give me the things I need and want with little in return.
It feels good to pay for yourself. It’s a part of freedom. It feels good to buy someone else dinner for a change or pay for a nice present for someone.
I just wish I had money to afford things. Of course I would buy everything I wanted, but I have always been a sucker for people who are short on cash and I always spot them when I can.
I need a job.
That one lady judge who just kept smiling definitely had flatter swag. ONE THING. What will our gang be called?
Was that Mrs. Brown? I feel like it was but I also can’t remember so I am just going to go out on a limb here and say we should name it after her regardless because she has a nose ring and a rattail with Rastafarian beads and one time she was excited and raised the roof and she was also who tested me when I had my driver’s test and she totally disregard most mistakes and gave hand hugs. If that isn’t swag, then I don’t know what is. But, if you have a more swag name, then swag on!
Sometimes I just wish Emma would give me the Darth Vader lunch box Trevor got me for Christmas so I can let my fellow peers know I support the dark side and geek power ect, ect.
But also, when I brown bag it, my lunch gets crushed…
I had an idea that we should just compliment people and then say swag afterwards. Like, Alison, youre fucking beautiful. SWAG. Flatter swagger, u kn0.
Flatter swag eh? I think a group of black people were practicing that method during my school’s talent show when the swagga four were dancing…except they were just shouting swag the whole time. I like it! You are so smart and cool! Swag.
So I thought we should make a gang. Swag.
Swag idea. Let’s get Emma in on this. And Trevor too probably. We need a guy so we don’t come off as the babysitter club or something. Swaaag.
