God damn cereal, just come to me already!
Sometimes I just think I’m really funny and under appreciated. But I’m not really all that funny.
Can I just be a hot surfer chick now? Will people like me then?
I wish everyone in my house would just go to bed so I could eat a big bowl of cereal without being judged.
- Be my friend.
I think we can all agree that I would be a better person if I just had infinite amounts of Oreos and milk.
But I don’t want the milk unless I have the Oreos.
Sometimes I can’t help but look on my news feed on Facebook and say, “Who the hell is this person?”
Which is weird because I only accept friend requests from people I know.
Things that will never be married:
- paper + scissors
- orange juice + toothpaste
- electrical socket + water
- snail + salt
- ant + boot
- tree + chainsaw
- Ryad + bacon
- fire + water
- oil + vinegar
- me + anyone else in the world
- Picked up friend.
- Ate at Moe’s
- Played Soul Calibur 2
- Started to watch Big Lebowski
- Went bike riding
- Finish Big Lebowski
- Taught friend how to juggle
- Friend left
- Ate huge bowl of fruit.
He has been seen at:
- Fair Oaks Mall
- Tyson’s corner
And he is still on the loose………..
Naturally, Potomac Mills is next!
Hide your ass cheek, hide your other ass cheek, ‘cause he’s slashing every teenaged and young adult girl out there.