I woke up at 11:30 and STILL needed to take two naps today…
I had so many plans for this summer. I mean, this has been the best summer of my life, so I’d never even THINK of complaining about anything. It just occurred to me though. I had plans to read and write and learn. I had plans to become a better person, a more intelligent person. I became so lost in happiness that I never really accomplished any longterm goals, but I think I compromised...
Watching Astro Boy on Netflix, feat. Nick Cage as a total dick. I hate you man!
So today we got hooked up to a new television provider, which didn’t really matter to me because I hardly watch tv anyways, but I was kind of bummed about not being able to know the channels I liked. However, as I was glancing through the channel guide, I happened to see Funimation, which is something that I didn’t have before. 24/7 anime on my tv. Yu Yu Hakusho we are reunited at...
I’ve never been so interested in learning how to do something in my entire life. I need to learn to longboard. How did I become so obsessed after doing it once for a few hours?
Sometimes I just feel like everything will work out. I don’t feel like that right now, but I did yesterday, so maybe there’s hope?
I just have to make this list, because if I don’t, tomorrow will be a waste. Do Chapter 3 Chemistry homework Read 50 pages of my History Review book Clean/vacuum my car Read a REAL book Write my letters (to never be actually mailed) If I can do all of these things, I can let myself do something fun later in the day. I am not optimistic about this school year, not one bit, but I will...
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Today I went on a picnic with Marisa and Kleo and then Marisa taught me how to longboard. Oh man, it was so fun! I kept falling though and it was really scary. But all in all, I think I may just buy a longboard! I can be cool now guys!
Sometimes I get really excited when I get to spend time with a friend alone, but since I don’t ever really know what to do in those types of situations I will just often make them play video games with me (Soul Calibur II reppin’) or watch a movie or something. I’m too weird around friends to be alone with them!
I used to think I was good at the internet, but now I don’t know what to believe in.
I just want Hunger Games to be in theaters now and for it to last forever… Is that too much to ask?
I just want to talk to HUMAN BEINGS. It’s weird having my parents and I in the house all day together. We basically act like we’re home alone in three different areas of the house. I’m starting to get cabin fever in my own room. All I’ve done today is unsuccessfully attempt to eat due to boredom and watch musicals. I’m thinking in song!!!
I have never felt so betrayed by a movie I knew nothing about before watching in my entire life.
I can tell which of my facebook friends are actually idiots and which aren’t. The people who say things with actual concern and/or fear are reacting properly to Irene. This may not be effecting our area anymore than a common storm right now, but in OTHER states, even in other cities here in Virginia, people are being forced to evacuate their homes. That is how great the threat is. The...
Today when I was driving Marisa home, we named off the school friends we would have. We named off each other.
What goes on in your head?
Sometimes I wish someone would just call me at night and listen to me talk about how scared I am for the future and how badly I want everything that is good right now to stay that way.
I finally got a girlfriend and she already dumped me! HOW WILL I EVER ACCURATELY ANSWER ANON’S QUESTIONS NOW!
I hope Sam will still want to be my girlfriend after she finds out I’m a Redskins fan…
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I tried to make chocolate covered pretzels, but the fondue chocolate I tried to use was apparently expired and burnt, so I had to throw it all away and now I just have regular boring pretzels.
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Sometimes I make up false reality-like thoughts in my head about situations that could/could’ve happened that didn’t. Example: Sometimes when I walk down the stairs, I imagine myself falling down them. That, my friends, is why I walk up and down stairs so slowly. So, when I was standing on the top of that giant rock or whatever, I kept imagining myself not jumping out far enough and...
Today: I jumped off a really large rock into the Occoquan River and it was really scary, and even though they said it was safe, I’m not so sure it was. All in all, I realized how nice it is to be outside doing outdoorsy things like that with friends. We canoed to the jumping spot and had a race and it was just really fun. Nature, I think we got off to a bad start, but with time I’m...
If the earthquake had taken down that Panera I was in (which looked as if it could have by the way the ceiling was trembling), I would have okay with it. Not because I’m not afraid of dying or anything because that would be horrific if it actually happened, but at least my last meal would have been macaroni and cheese and FREE black cherry smoothie. Gotta appreciate the little things, you...
I feel a tremendous pressure to do well this school year and I am basically having a big panic over it. I thought remembering the good times last year would make me feel better, but it was just a bitter reminder of how everyone left me for something better. Not me exactly, but it feels that way. The friends aspect is not even the most important thing on my mind. As much as I feel like it is...
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I’m going to write a book entitled All My Friends Are Feminist Bloggers, or Gay: The Story of One Girl’s Journey to Not Give A Fuck Haha…this is the part where everyone laughs…
That’s right everyone! FIGHT FOR MY LOVE! Just kidding, you probably already have it. I’ll now take applications to take me on a date. Thank you, and goodnight! (Victor + Me = reel luv, doods)
I’ve been saving the last package of ramen from when Kleo, Kris, and Emma slept over for a moment of true nostalgic weakness. I am tired, alone, and hungry. It is time to do this now. Is it even nostalgia when it happened like a week and a half ago? Whatever, I’m eating it guys!
How to win my heart: Come to my house with shells and cheese and then we can eat and take a nap or something. Naps are nice.
Tonight was actually really fun and cute. I don’t really dance much but I did a little bit. The party was black light, so there were glow sticks and silly string and bubbles everywhere and I stole them all. There were alcohol free jello shots, which was super funny, and chocolate covered strawberries and cute guys (but mostly just one) and old friends that I never see! My friend John was...
The possibility that there may be a chocolate fountain at this party totally got rid of my hesitance. Gotta get my chocolate on. What are people?